Remember when...

For those of you who bask in nostalgia and refuse to acknowledge the difference in size of the rearview mirror and your windshield (guilty), this one's for you. 

A somehow harmonious mix of nice and melancholy thoughts intertwine here to make you feel happy and crappy at the same time. 

Another classic column, brought to you. I "remember when" I wrote this, and even that brings nostalgia. Enjoy. 

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An Easter Day triumph

Remember my challenge of overcoming my deepest of cravings to succeed in defeating temptation for lent? 

If you've forgotten, catch up here. If you remember, then proceed for a follow-up. Did I achieve my goal, or succumb to the dark side? Find out. Enjoy. 

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Finding a babysitter and a painter

A little over a year ago, I discovered a gem of a book.

I was wasting time at a Barnes & Nobles in the "Humor" section and found a book called "Emails from an Asshole." It was hysterical.

The book came from a compilation of work from dontevenreply.com, where this guy pretty much goes on Craigslist and incessantly annoys anyone with a stupid ad. Genius.

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Hauling services and tickets to "Enricky"

My shenanigans continue and they're only getting better.

As you recall, my two previous posts involved me A. replying to people's ads, B. giving them ridiculous duties, C. laughing hysterically at their responses.

I can't take all the credit for this idea. I'm not a pioneer, simply the monkey-do to this guy'smonkey-see. Did I say that right? I explain more here.

Anyways, the fun continues.

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Can you be my "D.J."?

Hence marks the return of my "antics."

You can read my previous stunts here, since you probably haven't already.

After a writing hiatus (basically me getting lazy), I abandoned this duty, to sit around and socialize with my Netflix instant queue. 

Well, I got hungry again.

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